508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
why is half of my head shaved?
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