If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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