So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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