Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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