Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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