I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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