So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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