I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
just tell him i said nine months
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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