I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I think my moral compass just broke
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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