Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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