just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
