Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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