It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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