Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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