do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
