this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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