It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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