We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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