I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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