therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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