Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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