he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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