oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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