ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
