Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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