chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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