Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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