All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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