You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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