I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
your room smells of hookers.
And success
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Randomize
