so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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