I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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