We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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