Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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