I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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