she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Holy shit dude........stairs
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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