we're blogging at a bar
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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