I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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