mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's just like the Real World with babies
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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