So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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