Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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