The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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