i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Randomize
