you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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