I molested 6 butterflies tonight
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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