too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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