so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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