Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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