I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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