a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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